The Bryan
The “leader” of this rag-tag group, Bryan is a scientific treasure-trove. However, in his zeal, he has unintentionally become stuck in the 1800’s. Due to this being stuck in the past, he has no cell phone, no submarine, and he believes Backpackers Pantry is a good brand of freeze-dried food. We have our doubts about him. In the end though, Bryan is an individual who enjoys sunrises in the morning, calculates the feasibility of fart-power in the afternoon, and retires to bed at 8 because he is absolutely getting old. We are holding out hope that he will catch up to the times, but it isn’t looking bright.