Ja'kob-E
Much like his haiku and nickname suggest, Jacob was able to fill a void in our group we didn’t know existed. Actually it was more like Jacob created a void, then filled said void with tissues and noise. Aside from that, he was invaluable as a distraction for Eddie so that any of the rest of us could get some sleep or relax in any way. His searing blond hair made him stand out from the group, which was almost certainly why he was assaulted by a flying sky rat (A.K.A. an arctic turn). His reaction was truly something to go down in history as the single best way to handle bird attacks. Despite having some of the pastiest skin on the trip, Jacob did a phenomenal job of liberally and regularly applying anything besides Banana Boat sunscreen to everything but his ears, and that was truly an accomplishment he should be recognized for... Here’s to you Jacob, you did a thing.