The Guy. What can even be said? He is literally the embodiment of comfort in the wilderness. The Guy regularly makes meals that could be expected in a dining establishment, but on a tiny stove set inches above the rocky, Alaskan shoreline. He puts the “cake” in “pancake”, and wields a backwoods machete (A.K.A. a machete shaped spatula) so powerfully the waves crashed with fear. Regularly waking up before the rest of the camp awoke, The Guy was prepared to seize the day like no other. He was an invaluable addition to The Squad, and we were right to recruit him on the trip… we think.