We thought he was the sweet, quiet one. Constantly moving, constantly helping every single person on the trip. However, his strange past and habits were slowly revealed, and with every further comment and action we started to fear. Stories about bird fetuses turned art project, his habit of never eating, and the fact that he literally had on three layers at any given time have lead us to our final, indisputable conclusion. We have become convinced that Trent is actually a vampire. This is not without due consideration, but the facts just keep piling against him: aversion to sunlight, aversion to food, most pieces of skin covered including his hands with fingerless gloves, a strange obsession with large mammals (namely whales), etc. We will be keeping an eye on the boy who brought a skull home as a souvenir from the trip. A skull. It had maggots.