Nap Attack
He falls asleep literally anywhere, especially when it is inconvenient for those around him. Duncan is quite a character who has the ability to eat enough freeze-dried food to feed 6 people, as well as the ability to procrastinate like there is no tomorrow. His steering abilities are shoddy at best, which was demonstrated on the trip, as he drifted into other boats and people on account of his inability to turn right. Beyond that, Duncan and his ability to sleep anywhere has caused much irritation on the part of Jessica, who was the usual pillow for these events. His skill in sleeping was almost otherworldly, sleeping through people talking, moving him, and occasionally throwing (small) objects at him. Perhaps he is a mutant. However he is most decidedly not cool enough to be part of the X-Men. Sorry. It should be mentioned though that Duncan, although strange at best, was an invaluable addition to the intensive as he could attract bird excrement, thus removing the danger for the rest of the group. He took not one for the team, but two bird feces attacks, and for that we salute you. You have served The Squad well.